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MinIO is now in maintenance-mode

They have been removing features from the open source version for a while.

The closest alternative seems to be RustFS. Has anyone tried it? I was waiting until they support site replication before switching.

2 hours agocantagi

Garage is a popular alternative to Minio. https://garagehq.deuxfleurs.fr

I hadn't heard of RustFS and it looks interesting, although I nearly clicked away based on the sheer volume of marketing wank on their main page. The GitHub repo is here: https://github.com/rustfs/rustfs

an hour agobityard

I use garage at home, single node setup. It's very easy and fast, I'm happy with it. You're missing out on a UI for it, but MountainDuck / CyberDuck solves that problem for me.

3 minutes agodalenw

If it is not an Apache/CNCF/LinuxFoundation project, it can be a rug pull aimed at using open source for getting people in the door only. They were never open for commits, and now they have abandoned open source altogether.

an hour agopositisop

From what I looked still very fresh project, to the point running out of date minio version will most likely be less problematic than latest rustfs

24 minutes agoPunchyHamster

Sad to see these same people were behind GlusterFS.

an hour agopankajdoharey

Well, maybe they are using that experience to build something better this time around? One can hope...

an hour agombreese

What a story. EOL the open source foundation of your commercial product, to which many people contributed, to turn it into a closed source "A-Ff*ing-I Store" .. seriously what the ...

an hour agost3fan

It sucks that S3 somehow became the defacto object storage interface, the API is terrible IMO. Too many headers, too many unknowns with support. WebDAV isn't any better, but I feel like we missed an opportunity here for a standardized interface.

an hour agocandiddevmike

To be fair. We still have an opportunity to create a standardized interface for object storage. Funnily enough when Microsoft made their own they did not go for S3 compatible APIs, but Microsoft usually builds APIs their customers can use.

4 minutes agogiancarlostoro

?

Its like GET <namespace>/object, PUT <namespace>/object. To me its the most obvious mapping of HTTP to immutable object key value storage you could imagine.

It is bad that the control plane responses can be malformed XML (e.g keys are not escaped right if you put XML control characters in object paths) but that can be forgiven as an oversight.

Its not perfect but I don't think its a strange API at all.

an hour agotlarkworthy

It gets complex with ACLs for permissions, lifecycle controls, header controls and a bunch of other features that are needed on S3 scale but not at smaller provider scale.

And many S3-compatible alternatives (probably most but the big ones like Ceph) don't implement all of the features.

For example for lifecycles backblaze have completely different JSON syntax

22 minutes agoPunchyHamster

Last I checked the user guide to the API was 3500 pages.

3500 pages to describe upload and download, basically. That is pretty strange in my book.

27 minutes agoperbu

Everything uses poorly documented, sometimes inconsistent HTTP headers that read like afterthoughts/tech debt. An S3 standard implementation has to have amazon branding all over it (x-amz) which is gross.

an hour agocandiddevmike

S3 isn't JSON

it's storing a [utf8-string => bytes] mapping with some very minimal metadata. But that can be whatever you want. JSON, CBOR, XML, actual document formats etc.

And it's default encoding for listing, management operations and similar is XML....

> but I feel like we missed an opportunity here for a standardized interface.

except S3 _is_ the de-facto standard interface which most object storage system speaks

but I agree it's kinda a pain

and commonly done partial (both feature wise and partial wrong). E.g. S3 store utf8 strings, not utf8 file paths (like e.g. minio does), that being wrong seems fine but can lead to a lot of problems (not just being incompatible for some applications but also having unexpected perf. characteristics for others) making it only partial S3 compatible. Similar some implementations random features like bulk delete or support `If-Match`/`If-Non-Match` headers can also make them S3 incompatible for some use cases.

So yeah, a new external standard which makes it clear what you should expect to be supported to be standard compatible would be nice.

an hour agodathinab

I thought the openstack swift API was pretty clean, but i'm biased.

an hour agossimpson

It was better. When it first came out, it was a pretty simple API, at least simpler than alternatives (IIRC, I could just be thinking with nostalgia).

I think it's only gotten as complicated as it has as new features have been organically added. I'm sure there are good use cases for everything, but it does beg the question -- is a better API possible for object storage? What's the minimal API required? GET/POST/DELETE?

an hour agombreese

Like everything it starts off simple but slowly with every feature added over 19 years Simple Storage is it not.

S3 has 3 independent auth mechanisms.

an hour agoeverfrustrated

I've been working on https://github.com/uroni/hs5 as a replacement with similar goals to early minio.

The core is stable at this point, but the user/policy management and the web interface is still in the works.

an hour agouroni

Looks like you cleanly point out their violation of the AGPL. I wish I were a lawyer with nothing better to do, I'd definitely be suing the MinIO group, there's no way they can cleanly remove the AGPL code outsiders contributed.

an hour agogiancarlostoro

I don't think there would be an issue with removing AGPL contributed code. You can't force someone to distribute something they don't want to. IANAL, but I believe that what (all?) copyright in software is most concerned with is the active distribution of code -- not the removal of code.

That said, if there was contributed AGPL code, they couldn't change the license on that part of the code w/o a CLA. AGPL also doesn't necessarily mean you have to make the code publicly available, just available to those that you give the program to (I'm assuming AGPL is like the GPL in this regard).

So, that I'd be curious about it is -- (1) is there any contributed AGPL code in the current version? (2) what license is granted to customers of the enterprise version?

Minio can completely use whatever license they want for their code. But, if there was contributed code w/o a CLA, then I'm not sure how a commercial/enterprise license would play with contriubuted AGPL code. It would be an interesting question to find out.

an hour agombreese

> AGPL also doesn't necessarily mean you have to make the code publicly available, just available to those that you give the program to (I'm assuming AGPL is like the GPL in this regard).

This is the crucial difference between the AGPL and the GPL: the AGPL requires you to make the code available to users for whom you run the code, as well as users you give the program to.

25 minutes agokragen

That's definitely not how its written or interpreted. Microsoft had to release code because they touched GPL code some years back I think it was for HyperV? We're talking about a company with many lawyers at the ready not being able to skirt the GPL in any way, like undoing the code.

Additionally, in order to CHANGE the license, if others contributed code under that license, you would need their permission, on top of the fact, you cannot retroactively revoke the license for previous versions.

41 minutes agogiancarlostoro

What I'm really curious about is if their most recent enterprise versions/code must be released under AGPL. And if so, can they restrict customers from distributing AGPL'd code through an enterprise contract?

I can't see how this is a defensible position for Minio, but I'm not sure they really care that much at this point.

32 minutes agombreese

I don't see a contributor licensing agreement (CLA), so you may be right.

(I personally choose not to contribute to projects with CLAs, I don't want my contributions to become closed-source in the future.)

an hour agobityard

Its worse than I thought:

https://blog.min.io/weka-violates-minios-open-source-license...

They think they can revoke someone's AGPL license. That's not at all how that license works!

an hour agogiancarlostoro

I think that's exactly how that license works. Basically, the license is the only thing that grants you rights to redistribute the licensed work. Copyright law otherwise forbids it. And the license itself only grants you the right to redistribute the work as long as you comply with its terms. If you violate them, the license no longer applies, and you no longer have any legal right to distribute the work or any derived works.

I have zero knowledge about the squabble between MinIO and Weka. I don't know, and don't care, if either of them is in the right. But if Weka isn't complying with the terms of the AGPL, then MinIO has the legal right to tell them they can no longer distribute MinIO's licensed work at all, because nothing else grants them that privilege.

If that weren't true, there'd be no teeth to the A?GPL whatsoever.

35 minutes agokstrauser

Yes, it is. Although https://www.gnu.org/licenses/agpl-3.0.html says

> All rights granted under this License are granted for the term of copyright on the Program, and are irrevocable provided the stated conditions are met.

it also says

> You may not propagate or modify a covered work except as expressly provided under this License. Any attempt otherwise to propagate or modify it is void, and will automatically terminate your rights under this License (including any patent licenses granted under the third paragraph of section 11).

> However, if you cease all violation of this License, then your license from a particular copyright holder is reinstated (a) provisionally, unless and until the copyright holder explicitly and finally terminates your license, and (b) permanently, if the copyright holder fails to notify you of the violation by some reasonable means prior to 60 days after the cessation.

> Moreover, your license from a particular copyright holder is reinstated permanently if the copyright holder notifies you of the violation by some reasonable means, this is the first time you have received notice of violation of this License (for any work) from that copyright holder, and you cure the violation prior to 30 days after your receipt of the notice.

This is in common with the GPLv3. It is much longer than the corresponding terms of the GPLv2 to remedy a sort of fragility in the GPLv2 which says your license terminates permanently if you ever violate the GPL, even temporarily and by accident.

I have no knowledge of whether Weka did or didn't violate the license, but if they did violate it and refused to fix it, MinIO's revocation of their license is completely in accordance with the terms of the license as written. I don't think a GPL violation case has yet been litigated.

21 minutes agokragen

I'm not a contributor to Minio. This is its own separate thing.

I do have a separate AGPL project (see github) where I have nearly all of the copyright and have looked into how one would be able to enforce this in the US at some point and it did look pretty bleak -- it is a civil suit where you have to show damages etc. but IANAL.

I did not like the FUD they were spreading about AGPL at the time since it is a good license for end-user applications.

43 minutes agouroni

Oh I didn't mean to imply yours was, yours is C++ theirs is Go. The AGPL is fine, not a license for me, but its fine. I'm more of an MIT license kind of guy. If you're going to do the AGPL thing and then try to secure funding, make sure you own the whole thing first.

37 minutes agogiancarlostoro

Interesting! I like the relative simplicity and durability guarantees. I can see using this for dev and proof of concept. Or in situations where HA/RAID are handled lower in the stack.

What is the performance like for reads, writes, and deletes?

And just to play devil's advocate: What would you say to someone who argues that you've essentially reimplemented a filesystem?

an hour agobityard

It uses LMDB, so if the object mapping fits in memory that should be pretty optimal for reading, while using the build-in Linux page cache and not a separate one (important for testing use cases). For write/deletes it has a bit of write-amplification due to the copy-on-write btree. I've implemented a separate, optional WAL for this and also a mode where writes/delete can be bundeled in a transaction, but in practice I think the performance difference should not matter.

W.r.t. filesystem: Yes, aware of this. Initially used minio and also implemented the use case directly on XFS as well and only had problems at larger scales (that still fit on a machine) with it. Ceph went into a similar direction with BlueStore (reimplementing the filesystem, but with RocksDB).

27 minutes agouroni

Good time to post a Show HN for your project then

an hour agosph

Minio is more or less feature complete for most use cases. Actually the last big update of minio removed features (the UI). I am using minio for 5 years and haven't messed with it or used any new thingie for the last 5 years (i.e since I installed it); I only update to new versions.

So if the minio maintainers (or anybody that forks the project and wants to work it) can fix any security issues that may occur I don't see any problems with using it.

22 minutes agospapas82

> Actually the last big update of minio removed features (the UI)

AFIK they removed it only to move it to their paid version, didn't they?

18 minutes agocromka

yes

17 minutes agolionkor

Shocker... they abandoned POSIX compatibility, built a massively over-complicated product, then failed to compete with things like Ceph on the metal side or ubiquitous S3/R2/B2 on the cloud side.

an hour agoaftbit

No, they rebranded to AIStor and are now selling to AI companies.

Minio is/was pretty solid product for places where rack of servers for Ceph wasn't an option (it does have quite a bit higher memory requirements), or you just need a bit of S3 (like we have small local instances that just run as build cache for CI/CD)

But that's not where money is

25 minutes agoPunchyHamster

> they abandoned POSIX compatibility, built a massively over-complicated product

This is a wild sentence--how can you criticize them for abandoning POSIX support __and__ building a massively over-complicated product? Making a reliable POSIX system is inherently very complex.

26 minutes agothrowaway894345

I use this image on my VPS, it was the last update before they neutered the community version

quay.io/minio/minio:RELEASE.2025-04-22T22-12-26Z

an hour agojdoe1337halo

Same here, since I'm the only one using my instance. But, you should be aware that there is an CVE in that version that allows any account level to increase their own permissions to admin level, so it's inherently unsafe

an hour agoNietTim

Is this not the best thing that could happen? Like now its in maintenance, it can be forked without any potential license change in the future, or any new features that are in that license change... This allows anyone to continue working on this, right? Or did i miss something?

2 hours agotiernano

> ... it can be forked without any potential license change in the future ...

It is useful to remember that one may fork at the commit before a license change.

2 hours agojagged-chisel

It is also useful to remember that MinIO has historically held an absurd interpretation of the AGPL, that it spreads (again, according to them) to software that communicates with it via the REST API/CLI.

3 minutes agophoronixrly

Pretty sure you can’t retroactively apply a restrictive license, so that was never a concern.

2 hours agoWeryj

You can, sort of, sometimes. Copyleft is still based on copyright. So in theory you can do a new license as long as all the copyright holders agree to the change. Take open source/free/copyleft out of it:

You create a proprietary piece of software. You license it to Google and negotiate terms. You then negotiate different terms with Microsoft. Nothing so far prevents you from doing this. You can't yank the license from Google unless your contract allows that, but maybe it does. You can in theory then go and release it under a different license to the public. If that license is perpetual and non-revokable then presumably I can use it after you decide to stop offering that license. But if the license is non-transferrable then I can't pass on your software to someone else either by giving them a flash drive with it, or by releasing it under a different license.

Several open source projects have been re-licensed. The main thing that really is the obstacle is that in a popular open source or copyleft project you have many contributors each of which holds the copyright to their patches. So now you have a mess of trying to relicense only some parts of your codebase and replace others for the people resisting the change or those you can't reach. It's a messy process. For example, check out how the Open Street Maps data got relicensed and what that took.

an hour agoIgorPartola

I think you are correct, but you probably misunderstood the parent.

My understanding of what they meant by "retroactively apply a restrictive license" is to apply a restrictive license to previous commits that were already distributed using a FOSS license (the FOSS part being implied by the new license being "restrictive" and because these discussions are usually around license changes for previously FOSS projects such as Terraform).

As allowing redistribution under at least the same license is usually a requirement for a license to be considered FOSS, you can't really change the license of an existing version as anyone who has acquired the version under the previous license can still redistribute it under the same terms.

Edit: s/commit/version/, added "under the same terms" at the end, add that the new license being "restrictive" contributes to the implication that the previous license was FOSS

an hour agobilkow

I thought they were pivoting towards close it and trying to monetize this?

That got backlash so now it’s just getting dropped entirely?

People get to do whatever they want but bit jarring to go from this is worth something people will pay for to maintenance mode in quick succession

2 hours agoHavoc

> I thought they were pivoting towards close it and trying to monetize this?

That's literally what the commit shows that they're doing?

> *This project is currently under maintenance and is not accepting new changes.*

> For enterprise support and actively maintained versions, please see MinIO SloppyAISlop (not actual name)

2 hours agoembedding-shape

Their marketing had shifting to trying to push an AI angle for some time now. For an established project or company, that's usually a sign that things aren't going well.

an hour agothis_user

They cite a proprietary alternative they offer for enterprises. So yes they pivoted to a monetized offering and are just dropping the open source one.

2 hours agoocdtrekkie

So they’re pulling an OpenAI.

Start open source to use free advertising and community programmer, and then dumps it all for commercial licensing.

I think n8n is next because they finished the release candidate for version 2.0, but there are no changelogs.

2 hours agoitopaloglu83

Does anyone have any recommendations for a simple S3-wrapper to a standard dir? I've got a few apps/services that can send data to S3 (or S3 compatible services) that I want to point to a local server I have, but they don't support SFTP or any of the more "primitive" solutions. I did use a python local-s3 thing, but it was... not good.

2 hours agoDachande663

Versity Gateway looks like a reasonable option here. I haven't personally used it, but I know some folks who say it performs pretty great as a "ZFS-backed S3" alternative.

https://github.com/versity/versitygw

Unlike other options like Garage or Minio, it doesn't have any clustering, replication, erasure coding, ...

Your S3 objects are just files on disk, and Versity exposes it. I gather it exists to provide an S3 interface on top of their other project (ScoutFS), but it seems like it should work on any old filesystem.

an hour agomcpherrinm

I really like what I've (just now) read about Versity. I like that they are thinking about large scale deployments with tape as the explicit cold-storage option. It really makes sense to me coming from an HPC background.

Thanks for posting this, as it's the first I've come across their work.

37 minutes agombreese

Versity is really promising. I got a chance to meet with Ben recently at the Super Computing conference in St. Louis and he was super chill about stuff. Big shout out to him.

He also mentioned that the minio-to-versity migration is a straight forward process. Apparently, you just read the data from mino's shadow filesystem and set it as an extended attribute in your file.

an hour agopkoiralap

You could perhaps checkout https://garagehq.deuxfleurs.fr/

2 hours agomr-karan

I've done some preliminary testing with garage and I was pleasantly surprised. It worked as expected and didn't run into any gotchas.

2 hours agodardeaup

Garage is really good for core S3, the only thing I ran into was it didn't support object tagging. It could be considered maybe a more esoteric corner of the S3 api, but minio does support it. Especially if you're just mapping for a test api, object tagging is most likely an unneeded feature anyway.

It's a "Misc" endpoint in the Garage docs here: https://garagehq.deuxfleurs.fr/documentation/reference-manua...

an hour agodigikata

s3proxy has a filesystem backend [0].

Possibly of interest: s3gw[1] is a modified version of ceph's radosgw that allows it to run standalone. It's geared towards kubernetes (notably part of Rancher's storage solution), but should work as a standalone container.

[0] https://github.com/gaul/s3proxy [1] https://github.com/s3gw-tech/s3gw

41 minutes agotrufas

Check out from nvidia, aistore: https://github.com/NVIDIA/aistore

It's not a fully featured s3 compatible service, like MinIO, but we used it to great success as a local on-prem s3 read/write cache with AWS as the backing S3 store. This avoided expensive network egress charges as we wanted to process data in both AWS as well as in a non-AWS GPU cluster (i.e. a neocloud)

2 hours agofrellus

rclone serve s3, could be.

2 hours agoimport

This is the winner

28 minutes agospicypixel

So, when anyone will fork in? Call it MaxIO or whatever. I might even submit couple of small patches.

My only blocker for a fork to maintain compatibility and path to upgrade from earlier versions.

24 minutes agothway15269037

The best software is the one that doesn't change.

14 minutes agosouenzzo

What's the simplest replacement for mocking S3 in CI? We don't about performance or reliability.. it's just gotta act like S3.

an hour agorowanseymour

localstack, 100%

an hour agorodwyersoftware

Is this just the open source portion? Minio is now a fully paid product then?

2 hours agoecshafer

"For enterprise support and actively maintained versions, please see MinIO AIStor."

Probably yes.

2 hours ago0x073

I've been using the minio-go client for S3-compatible storage abstraction in a project I'm working on. This new change putting the minio project into maintenance mode means no new features or bug fixes, which is concerning for something meant to be a stable abstraction layer

Need to start reconsidering the approach now and looking for alternatives

2 hours agoaranw

Time to fork and bring back removed features. :). An advantage of it being AGPL licensed.

an hour agoibgeek

Any good alternatives?

2 hours agojohnmaguire

If you just need a simple local s3 server (e.g. for developing and testing), I recommend rclone.

rclone serve s3 path/to/buckets --addr :9000 --auth-key <key-id>,<secret>

an hour agophpdave11

A lot of them actually. Ceph personally I've used. But there's a ton, some open source, some paid. Backblaze has a product Buckets or something. Dell powerscale. Cloudian has one. Nutanix has one.

2 hours agoecshafer

Ceph is awesome for software defined storage where you have multiple storage nodes and multiple storage devices on each. It's way too heavy and resource intensive for a single machine with loopback devices.

2 hours agodardeaup

I've been looking at microceph, but the requirement to run 3 OSDs on loopback files plus this comment from the docs gives me pause:

`Be wary that an OSD, whether based on a physical device or a file, is resource intensive.`

Can anyone quantify "resource intensive" here? Is it "takes an entire Raspberry Pi to run the minimum set" or is it "takes 4 cores per OSD"?

Edit: This is the specific doc page https://canonical-microceph.readthedocs-hosted.com/stable/ho...

2 hours agocoredog64

Ceph has multiple daemons that would need to be running: monitor, manager, OSD (1 per storage device), and RADOS Gateway (RGW). If you only had a single storage device it would still be 4 daemons.

an hour agodardeaup

ceph depends a lot on your use case

minio was also suited for some smaller use cases (e.g. running a partial S3 compatible storage for integration tests). Ceph isn't really good for it.

But if you ran large minio clusters in production ceph might be a very good alternative.

an hour agodathinab

Seaweed and garage (tried both, still using seaweed)

2 hours agoimport

RustFS is good, but still pretty immature IMO

an hour agoSteveNuts

seaweedfs

2 hours agoitodd

Have heard good things about Garage (https://garagehq.deuxfleurs.fr/).

Am forced to use MinIO for certain products now but will eventually move to better eventually. Garage is high on my list of alternatives.

2 hours agomlnj

wasn't there a fork with the UI?

an hour agolousken

I had a minio server in my homelab and I have to replace it after the 15v because they capped almost all settings. So sad...

32 minutes agoadriatp

Raising 100 mil at 1 B valuation and then trying for an exit is a bitch!

an hour agopositisop

Any efforts to consolidate around a community fork yet?

2 hours agosnickell

big L for all the cloud providers that made the mistake of using it instead of forging their own path, they're kind of screwed now

an hour agobouk

> For enterprise support and actively maintained versions, please see [MinIO AIStor]

Naming the product “AIStor” is one of the most blatant forced AI branding pivots I’ve seen.

an hour agoAurornis

And the naming conflicts with NVidia's AIStore (https://github.com/NVIDIA/aistore). The two products are extremely similar. I don't know which came first, but Minio is going to want to do another pivot very soon if they want to survive. I doubt they have the resources to stand up to NVidia's army of extremely well-paid IP lawyers.

27 minutes agobityard

Raising 100 mil at 1 B valuation and then trying for an exit is a bitch!

an hour agopositisop

“The real hell of life is everyone has his reasons.” ― Jean Renoir

an hour agozerofor_conduct

for those looking for a simple and reliable self hosted S3 thing, check out Garage . it's much simpler - no web ui, no fancy RS coding, no VC-backed AI company, just some french nerds making a very solid tool.

fwiw while they do produce Docker containers for it, it's also extremely simple to run without that - it's a single binary and running it with systemd is unsurprisingly simple[1].

0: https://garagehq.deuxfleurs.fr/

1: https://garagehq.deuxfleurs.fr/documentation/cookbook/system...

2 hours agobananapub

How do you sustain yourselves while developing this project?

What if the sponsorships run out?

an hour agocolesantiago

I use Supabase Storage. It does S3-style signed download links (so I can switch to any S3 service if I like later).

42 minutes agocies

Hopefully no one is shocked or surprised.

2 hours agodardeaup

I'm both shocked and not surprised. Lots of questions: Are they doing that bad from the outcry? Or are they just keeping a private version and going completely commercial only? If so, how do they bypass the AGPL in doing so, I assume they had contributions under the AGPL.

2 hours agogiancarlostoro

"For enterprise support and actively maintained versions, please see MinIO AIStor."

Commercial only, they will replace the agpl contributions from external people. (Or at least they will say that)

2 hours ago0x073

I don't understand. They've seen the contributions. How can they possibly do a clean-room implementation to avoid copyright infringement? (Let alone how tangled up in the history of the codebase they must be...)

an hour agoKerrick

I hope some contributors get together and sue. ;)

an hour agogiancarlostoro

It doesnt matter unless someone takes them to court over it.

an hour agotempest_

Like many smart people they focused on telling people the "how", and assume visitors to their wall of "AI"/hype text already understand the use-case "why".

1. I like that it is written in Go

2. I saw nothing above what Apache Spark+Hadoop with _consistent_ object stores already offers on Amazon (S3), Google Cloud (GCS), and or Microsoft (Azure Storage, ADLS Gen2)

Best of luck, maybe folks should look around for that https://donate.apache.org/ button before the tax year concludes =3

an hour agoJoel_Mckay

> I saw nothing above what Apache Spark+Hadoop with _consistent_ object stores already offers on Amazon (S3), Google Cloud (GCS), and or Microsoft (Azure Storage, ADLS Gen2)

it was very simple to setup, and even if you just leased a bunch of servers off say OVH, far FAR cheaper to run your own than paying any of the big cloud providers.

It also had pretty low requirements, ceph can do all that but setup is more complex and RAM requirements far, far higher

19 minutes agoPunchyHamster

Disgusting. Build a product, make it open-source to gain traction, and when you are done completely abandon it. Shame on me that I have put this ^%^$hit on a project and advocated it.

an hour agodbacar

That can happen to any project, hence why Plan B should be implemented right alongside Plan A whenever humanly possible.

an hour agostronglikedan

How it makes sense? If they are no longer open-source S3 and cloud only, I'll just use S3.

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2 hours ago

Oh, no! Anyway... Maybe it's for the best seeing as it's AGPL. I won't go within 39.5 feet of infected software like that, so no loss for me.

2 hours agotheideaofcoffee

Downvoted because nobody knows how far a distance 39.5 feet is.

an hour agonkmnz

they do if they know the shoe size of the person who measured it

an hour agostronglikedan

It's a reference to a fairly widely known, and presently topical, song:

  Your brain is full of spiders
  You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
  I wouldn't touch you with a
  39 and a half foot pole!