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A useless infinite scroll experiment

Just likte this demonstrates the stupidity of infinite scrolling, here is a site that demonstrates how easy it is to manipulate everybody to click click on things that gives us rewards:

https://neal.fun/stimulation-clicker/

an hour agothomasfl

Yes, I knew about this site ;)

24 minutes agodolin_ch

Windows autoscroll makes this game too easy. This feature was introduced a very long time ago, possibly with the IntelliMouse in the year 1996. Press on the scroll wheel (considered to be middle-click) and release the button, which overlays a little scroll guide circle. Move the mouse down to begin scrolling, and don't touch anything else. Click any mouse button to stop scrolling. (Another variant is to click and hold the wheel button, move the mouse down to scroll, and release the button to stop.)

3 hours agonayuki

"Windows" autoscroll? My Mac has had the same behavior for as long as I can remember. Did they copy it?

2 hours agosebastiennight

How do you do this on macOS? I can't find anything under Settings > Mouse and I can't find a way of fluking it with various random gestures. I don't think I'll ever need it, I'm just curious!

an hour agooneeyedpigeon

Yes, yes, I know, but the site is designed for mobile devices and for the real pleasure of scrolling, not just cheating. Just for fun ;)

3 hours agodolin_ch

I'm confused by that thing. After scrolling for a couple of minutes, the animation seems to play on on its own for longer than I cared to wait. Isn't the animation supposed to be coupled to the scrolling?

And it doesn't really feel like scrolling either, since apart from the tiny depth bar on the left, no content scrolls by.

27 minutes agoCodesInChaos

Might want an epilepsy flashing warning? for things like 666m and 1000m

an hour agovoidUpdate

Yes, you're right, I hadn't thought of that! Thank you for your constructive feedback.

25 minutes agodolin_ch

How to make it obvious you are from the UK, without mentioning you are from the UK. :D

an hour agofaeyanpiraat

Is finding bright flashing fullscreen images annoying, and knowing it can cause medical issues for some people a uniquely british thing?

32 minutes agovoidUpdate

Nice. I will now start using it when I feel a compulsive need to escape boredom during unfocused Zoom calls.

A few remarks:

- some sentences (many) seem to be cut off on desktop. I only see, eg. "content to keep the site from going viral" or "around here. We're not that ambitious".

- It's interesting that for users who have their device set to the superior scrolling direction ("reverse" scrolling, drag your fingers up to see what's at the top), your website behaves correctly but gives the opposite feeling. It's the first webpage where I've ever felt like "normal" scrolling (drag your fingers down to pull the page down) would be more natural.

- scrolling for long enough to get the first sound effect was quite a surprise

5 hours agosebastiennight

Looking forward to your next Zoom meeting ;) That's strange about the cut-off sentences. What device are you using? I'll check it out, because I'm not having any problems on my end. Thank you so much for the great feedback, I really appreciate it!

4 hours agodolin_ch

crazy level of eye damage from the flashing effects. Turns something cute into something painful, so thanks for that.

39 minutes agoadhoc_slime

I'm sorry, I hadn't thought of that! I'll take care of it!

23 minutes agodolin_ch

Nice! Reminds me of https://gagzap.com/

an hour agohackerbeat

I didn't know about that, thank you for the link.

an hour agodolin_ch

Fun. I took out a tape measure to see how accurate it was. It wasn't very accurate. Also the scale on the left scrolls faster than my finger. Fennec(Firefox) on Android.

3 hours agoleni536

The scale on the left was also very stuttery. Even when scrolling slow I could see the distance at the bottom updating at a very high frame rate and the scale on the left only moved occasionally which felt awful.

an hour agokevincox

Right. Thank you very much for the feedback, I'll check it out !

2 hours agodolin_ch

iOS health app could track this like steps. Total distance scrolled on your phone.

5 hours agototetsu

There was a iOS jailbreak tweak called Treadmill where it exactly done that. Pretty cool to me.

https://www.idownloadblog.com/2016/01/31/ryan-petrich-treadm...

5 hours agomrunseen

Never owned an iPhone after 3GS because it became prohibitively expensive.

I have so many memories of cydia and there was this itools, some Chinese software that let me do more than iTunes.

Those were the days. I was rocking an html lockdscreen which was pretty cool.

When I got hands on original iPhone back in 2008, I remember my PC having less ram, less storage as that was a handmedown. It was freaking cool to have more compute in hand than what my xp machine did.

43 minutes ago2Gkashmiri

The good old days! Still on iPhone, but no more jailbreaking... too restrictive.

28 minutes agodolin_ch

I didn't know that, thank you for the information and for your feedback

4 hours agodolin_ch

Ahahah, that would be an excellent idea

4 hours agodolin_ch

You should add a punchline about training for a thumb war (with a rocky reference ?).

2 hours agoPetitPrince

Great idea! I'll do that ! ;) Thanks !

2 hours agodolin_ch

Small experiment about infinite scrolling.

It converts scrolling into a measurable distance.

The more you scroll, the more the site reminds you you're still scrolling.

4 days agodolin_ch

On smartphones for real-world use ! ;)

2 hours agodolin_ch

"This scroll will get you nowhere."

I disagree. It has gotten me to being entertained.

5 hours agorkomorn

Ohhhh, thank you, I'm delighted

4 hours agodolin_ch

Won't this lose precision as you near the limits of a double? Or is it using BigInt behind the scenes?

4 hours agoadzm

It's just standard JS numbers (IEEE-754 doubles), not BigInt.

The distance is accumulated in millimeters, so even if someone somehow scrolled hundreds of kilometers we'd still be far below the 2^53 integer precision limit.

So precision loss shouldn't realistically happen.

3 hours agodolin_ch

Finally, a website that makes me feel like activating a superpower when I unlock the scroll wheel on my mouse.

4 hours agoorthoxerox

Ahahah. But it's more for your thumb, on mobile.

4 hours agodolin_ch

What a great time, accompanied by smiles at the punchlines. I love the idea. Thank you for the time wasted.

3 hours agofredelt

Really happy to read this comment, thank you so much !

3 hours agodolin_ch
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4 days ago

you made my day!

5 hours agofuidani

Ahahah, really happy

4 hours agodolin_ch

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4 hours agolekiros
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3 days ago

Did I hear a moan after pausing around 200m ?

6 hours agoleosanchez

You're not mad

4 hours agodolin_ch

Can you add an option to switch to feet? :)

2 days agogus_massa

Most people scroll using their thumbs. Your touchscreen must be quite large

2 hours agosebastiennight

As large as possible ;)

2 hours agodolin_ch

Why not Fahrenheits while at it?

5 hours agonixass

But there is no end