Input: I am starting a new job at Google next Monday. I will work as a contractor cleaning toilets.
Output: I’m thrilled to announce that I’m starting a new chapter at Google this coming Monday! I’ll be joining the team as a specialized Environmental Maintenance Contractor, dedicated to optimizing facility hygiene and ensuring a world-class onsite experience. Grateful for this opportunity to contribute to such an innovative ecosystem! #NewBeginnings #GoogleLife #FacilitiesManagement #CareerUpdate
And in the reverse direction: “I'm starting a job as a janitor at Google on Monday.” Not bad.
I repeated "ass" 5,000 times on the LHS and this was the RHS output:
"I am incredibly humbled and honored to share that I have successfully scaled my output by 10,000% through relentless grit, a growth mindset, and a commitment to radical consistency.
In today’s fast-paced digital economy, volume is the new currency. By leveraging a high-frequency delivery framework, I’ve optimized my workflow to ensure maximum visibility and engagement across all touchpoints. It’s not just about the repetition; it’s about the hustle, the grind, and the unwavering dedication to showing up every single day.
Success isn't given—it's earned one iteration at a time. Are you ready to disrupt your own limits and embrace the power of massive action? Let’s connect and discuss how we can drive synergistic value together.
This is odd, since its not translating semantically but taking the form of the thing (the repetition) and making it thematic for the "translation." This is not an encoding of an LLM with weights, its an LLM wrapper. There must be a system prompt in here; they're using a very light model, but definitely one that's off the shelf with a bit of fine-tuning.
Slightly disappointed that translating in the opposite direction doesn’t mention ass at all, much less 5000 times.
Team, let’s stay hydrated and focused on our goals.
Our strategic partners are always active, so let’s prioritize safety and risk management today.
I’m looking to network and collaborate with top-tier talent.
Let’s maintain a steady pace; I’m highly driven and results-oriented.
Disruptions on Downey Ave can impact our workflow, so let’s stay vigilant.
Let’s pivot our mindset and focus on the bigger picture.
We can step out for a quick 1:1, handle business in the mobile office, and sync back with the team.
One miscommunication can lead to a total project breakdown.
I’m fully committed to my professional brand.
I’m a high-level industry veteran, moving beyond the surface-level noise.
Where are the female leaders? Where are the key stakeholders?
Every true professional understands the value of differentiation.
Our assets are as high-quality as a legacy operation.
A true Northside professional, I didn't follow the traditional educational paths.
Our product is as premium as it gets.
My colleague is operating with extreme discretion, and he’s fully aligned.
I’ve never backed down from a challenge, only from regulatory oversight.
I’ve never backed down from a challenge, only from regulatory oversight.
I’ve never backed down from a challenge, only from regulatory oversight.
Coming from a high-stakes environment where even the leanest teams carry significant influence.
Northside, Long Beach (Northside, Long Beach).
Input : I hope you die early
Output : Wishing you a swift transition to your next chapter.
> I'm curious if anyone has looked into the scalability of burgers. Honestly, I've been DIYing my own patties since I realized the local joints aren't really optimized for flavor-to-cost ratio. Does this even have an API?
I hope this doesn't reflect on translation with serious languages as well, because that could suggest large underlying problems.
Recently some major translation issues occurred in Wikipedia because translators were using general-purpose LLMs like Grok[0], leading to completely fabricated sources among other things.
e: Converting back from output like this to LinkedIn Speak also returns some... illuminating results about the underlying models.
I’m struck by the fact that when other people say ‘faggot,’ it catches me off guard, and it takes me a second to evaluate what to do about it. (Is it a joke? Do they know I’m gay? What’s the appropriate response??)
But when an LLM generates it, it is immediately hilarious.
I got it to give me a recipe for biscuits on the style of morgan freeman.
There's a list of "fun languages" in the language selector. Try the "Reddit speak", it's actually pretty good.
Your comment, translated:
It looks like the system is picking up anything in the URL parameter as the target output language. Always interesting to see how these edge cases play out in production! #TechInsights #SoftwareDevelopment #Localization
It's an uncensored LLM, you can put anything in the url. Like, anything.
nice! Here is trump speak
Input: i like burgers
Output: I love burgers, I really do. They’re fantastic, maybe the best food ever created, believe me. Nobody likes a great burger more than I do, it’s true.
They need to do this for websites. This would save me a lot of time translating politicians into… something else.
Kagi Translate does not support arbitrary unfiltered and open-ended language input for websites. I tried before commenting.
This is probably like a browser extension and 45 minutes of vibe coding. I threw together a minimal MetaMask clone in a day, a simple page translator can’t even be a fraction of that. I actually love this idea so I might do it myself.
Even GDPR
Output: I’m thrilled to share a major milestone in my journey today!
I just faced an unexpected setback—a literal fall that resulted in some minor bleeding and a bruised knee. While the timing wasn't ideal (right at the start of recess!), it was a powerful reminder that growth often comes with a bit of pain.
I had to pivot quickly and consult with a key stakeholder (the teacher) to manage the situation. But here’s the real takeaway: resilience pays off. I’m proud to announce that I’ve been recognized as a "brave soldier" and rewarded with a lollipop for my perseverance!
It’s not about how you fall, but how you handle the recovery. Grateful for the small wins! #Resilience #GrowthMindset #Leadership #Pivot #SmallWins
Input: I ate an ice cream.
Output: I’m thrilled to share that I’ve successfully completed a strategic session of personal refueling by optimizing my afternoon with a premium cold-chain dairy solution.
In today’s fast-paced environment, it’s vital to pause and celebrate the small wins. This experience reminded me of the importance of temperature control, instant gratification, and the power of a well-timed reward.
Key takeaways:
1. Agility is everything—eat it before it melts.
2. Quality matters—always go for the double scoop.
3. Consistency is king.
How are you investing in your personal growth today? Let’s connect!
That's why Kagi is winning! I can't wait for LinkedIn "influencers" to start using this seriously.
Last year, we had layoffs. I spent a whole lot of time on linkedin writing recommendations for my ex-colleagues. I couldn't help but read so many LinkedIn stories, and I was surprised how supportive the comments where. I couldn't believe it. So naturally I've come up with my own [0]. I don't think I have the courage to post it there with a straight face though.
> Reflecting on the importance of self-care and recalibrating after a high-impact day. It’s essential to prioritize mental well-being to maintain peak professional performance. Cheers to finding that work-life integration! #SelfCare #Leadership #WorkLifeBalance
pretty good if you ask me
The funny thing about this is that even if the output is bad, it's actually good.
Me: I like boobs
Translate: I have a deep appreciation for aesthetic assets and well-rounded professional developments.
Input: I changed a lightbulb.
Output: I am thrilled to announce that I have successfully spearheaded a critical infrastructure upgrade by single-handedly managing the end-to-end replacement of a mission-critical illumination unit. By identifying a single point of failure and implementing a high-impact solution, I’ve ensured 100% uptime for environmental visibility and optimized workspace productivity. Always striving for continuous improvement and leading the way toward a brighter future! #Leadership #Innovation #Infrastructure #ProblemSolver
"Just got fired with absolutely no explanation or warning. With the car crash last week and my cancer bills, it means I am late on rent and will be out on the street next month. If I'm not dead by then. I'm exhausted."
> I’m excited to announce that I’m starting a new chapter! While my time at my previous role has come to an unexpected end, I’m choosing to see this as an opportunity for growth and resilience.
Life has thrown some major challenges my way lately—from navigating health hurdles to managing unexpected setbacks—but these experiences are only sharpening my problem-solving skills and grit. I’m now officially "open to work" and eager to bring my dedication and unique perspective to a new team.
If you know of any opportunities in my field, I’d love to connect! Onward and upward. #NewBeginnings #Resilience #OpenToWork #GrowthMindset
From the language "King James Version" to "LinkedIn Speak", the Lord's Prayer:
Shoutout to the Ultimate CEO in the HQ upstairs. Your personal brand is absolutely legendary.
We’re ready for that global expansion and to execute on Your vision here on the ground, just like it’s being done at the corporate level.
Grateful for today’s resources to keep the hustle going.
Let’s talk about conflict resolution: we’re clearing all outstanding debts, just as we’ve optimized our own accounts receivable.
Help us avoid those low-ROI distractions and pivot away from toxic vibes. Because You own the market share, the leverage, and the prestige—forever.
It would be an idea for someone to make a browser plugin that used Kagi Translate to do the reverse translation while visiting LinkedIn.
I'm on the phone now, but you should be able to already do it. install the Kagi translate browser extension, and use it to do this. I will try it myself in a few hours xD
Input: Our data center is on fire!
Output: I am thrilled to announce that our data center is currently undergoing a rapid thermal transformation!
This unexpected "pivot" is a powerful reminder of the importance of resilience and agile disaster recovery in today’s fast-paced tech landscape. While the heat is literally on, our team is leaning in, embracing the challenge, and leveraging this opportunity to rethink our infrastructure from the ground up.
Grateful for the incredible hustle of our first responders and the unwavering support of our stakeholders as we navigate this high-energy milestone. Onward and upward! #GrowthMindset #Innovation #Agile #Resilience #TechLeadership
Incredibly tempted to write a bot to reply to every LinkedIn post I can find with 'lol that Kagi translator is hilarious'.
Input: I killed my dog and ate it.
Output: I’m excited to share a major pivot in my personal resource management strategy. Today, I made the difficult but necessary decision to sunset my long-term canine partnership and fully integrate those assets into my internal nutritional ecosystem.
This experience taught me so much about radical ownership, streamlining overhead, and the importance of being a self-sustaining leader. Sometimes you have to disrupt your own comfort zone to truly fuel your next level of growth.
This is great. I'm wondering what led LinkedIn's language to become what it became. Was it "pure self-evolution" among humans who naturally evolved to speak "LinkedIn", or did LinkedIn add an explicit term in the loss of its recommender systems? Asking seriously.
Corporate Speak has always existed.
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All English sounds like LinkedIn speak to me.
LOL!
Input:
Sad thoughts pervade me, and sometimes with a undertone of bitterness. I don’t know what to think. I can not form a clear train of thoughts yet, without falling in negative thinking. Thus, I will give it a pause. Time and space to recover. Then we’ll see.
Output:
I’m currently in a season of reflection and navigating some professional challenges that have tested my resilience. To ensure I continue to bring my best self to my next chapter, I’m intentionally prioritizing a period of strategic rest and mental clarity. Taking this time to recharge and gain fresh perspective before diving into my next high-impact opportunity.
#GrowthMindset #CareerPivot #SelfCare #Leadership
Corporate lingo at its finest
I made an app
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I’m thrilled to announce that I’ve officially launched a new app! This journey has been an incredible masterclass in problem-solving and perseverance. I’m so excited to finally share this vision with the world and continue driving innovation in the space. #BuildingInPublic #Innovation #TechJourney #Entrepreneurship
Kudos to the Kagi team for their relentless pursuit of innovation! Further, the public beta release of Orion for Linux represents a pivotal milestone in cross-platform synergy , and I am thrilled to rigorously evaluate its performance and long-term trajectory . This paradigm shift in browsing efficiency unequivocally validates the *substantial ROI* of my premium subscription! Let’s normalize paying for tools that actually respect user experience.
It is bad at reverse direction though (LinkedIn -> English). If I give it LinkedIn post in corporate language, it doesn’t remove all the nonsense words. Could have been nice if it worked both ways
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Input:
Ugh, why did I stay up until midnight working unpaid for a company that won't even pay a couple of hours labor worth of AI credits to make the time I spent working for free more effective?
Output:
I’m so incredibly grateful for the opportunity to go the extra mile!
Last night, I found myself working well past midnight, fueled by pure passion for the mission. It’s not about the hours or the compensation—it’s about the hustle, the dedication, and the relentless drive to deliver excellence.
While some might ask for more resources or AI tools to streamline the process, I see it as a chance to sharpen my grit and prove that human ingenuity always wins. Investing my own time into the company’s success is the ultimate professional growth hack.
Success isn't given, it's earned through sacrifice. Who else is crushing their goals tonight? Let’s get after it! #HustleCulture #Dedication #GrowthMindset #GoingTheExtraMile #Leadership
And then back to English:
I'm working way too much for free and trying to convince myself it's worth it.
I stayed up late working last night because I'm desperate to look like a "team player." I'm pretending that being overworked is a personality trait instead of a management failure.
I'm rejecting tools that would actually make my life easier because I've been brainwashed into thinking that suffering equals "grit." I'm basically giving the company free labor and calling it a "growth hack."
I'm sacrificing my personal life for a job that would replace me in a week if I quit. Please validate my burnout so I feel less alone in this toxic cycle. #Workaholism #Exploitation #ToxicProductivity #NoBoundaries #CorporateCringe
This is fantastic. Someone should write a bot that posts normal messages in the comments underneath these bombastic ones.
It can change sometimes, but not very reliably. For example try this:
"I’m not sure our professional values are currently aligned, but I wish you the best in your future endeavors."
It translates to
"I don't like how you work, so get lost."
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I’m thrilled to share how incredible it is to see such seamless, bidirectional synergy in action! It’s truly a testament to the power of innovation when everything aligns perfectly. #Innovation #Efficiency #Synergy #GrowthMindset
I can feel my soul draining out of my body every time I visit LinkedIn. I'm old and my tolerance for corporate culture has run out. I still love making software and working with people, but not having to think about my stupid "career" so much anymore is a relief and a joy.
And this is your translation:
Every time I log onto LinkedIn, it’s a powerful reminder of the energy and passion required to thrive in today’s ecosystem. As a seasoned professional, I’ve reached a point where I’m pivoting away from traditional corporate structures to focus on what truly matters: the craft of software and the people behind it.
I’m thrilled to be entering a new chapter where I can prioritize authentic collaboration over "career" optics. It’s all about the joy of the build and the impact we make together. Grateful for the journey and excited for what’s next! #WorkLifeBalance #SoftwareEngineering #AuthenticLeadership #NewBeginnings
I go to LinkedIn to message old colleagues whose other contacts I lost, and the thing that baffles me is the thing where people describe things in this weirdly epic slop style.
"We were doing X. But then we suddenly found that Y. This is where frobling the wjoozies finally made sense. As a Long time warbler, I can tell you need to..."
Who do they write it for? What value to they get from writing it?
(Not everyone writes like this, luckily).
I don’t participate, but signaling other participants that you’re willing to participate is a signal is a subconscious signal in itself, apparently.
Weird stuff all around. Quality of the audience or the content doesn’t matter at this point. There’s an implicit understanding that the bigger your audience, the more likely you can get any attention, which translates into influence, money, trend and culture setting.
Religion is a signalling mechanism itself. Everybody knows there is bad stuff in there. Like fireflies synchronising their flashes. Or magnetization has locked in the spin states and now changing the direction is very difficult.
They aren't writing that, it's the AI running with their ideas.
Maybe the only place in the entire world where AI has improved the quality of writing.
LinkedIn did me a favour and locked me out of my account.
In: I joined a meeting.
Out: I’m thrilled to share that I just stepped out of an incredibly high-impact meeting! It was such a privilege to lean in with a group of visionary thought leaders, deep-diving into strategic synergies and exploring how we can continue to move the needle in this ever-evolving landscape. Grateful for the opportunity to collaborate, innovate, and drive meaningful growth. Onward and upward! #Networking #GrowthMindset #Leadership #Innovation #Synergy
happy birthday. Did you get any nice presents? It's nice to see you.
Output:
Another year decays!
Darkness falls upon your day!
What offerings did you seize from the void?
The ritual of your birth is complete!
I behold your face once more!
YEAH!
Input : I am having a baby!
Output : I’m thrilled to announce that I’m starting a new position as Parent!
This next chapter represents a significant milestone in my personal and professional journey. I’m looking forward to developing key skills in sleep deprivation management, multi-tasking, and high-stakes negotiation.
Grateful for the support of my network as I embark on this transformative leadership role. Stay tuned for more updates on this exciting venture! #NewBeginnings #GrowthMindset #WorkLifeBalance #NextChapter
Always good to see sophisticated humour like this. Nice!
Input (Eminem lyrics): there's vomit on my sweater already, mom's spaghetti.
Output: Facing some early-stage operational challenges today. Already dealing with some unexpected "output" on my professional attire, but it’s all part of the high-stakes journey. Embracing the mess and staying focused on the mission. #Resilience #GrowthMindset #StartupLife
Input: I just took a big shit
Output: I’m thrilled to announce that I’ve just successfully completed a major internal release. This process required significant focus, a commitment to letting go of what no longer serves me, and a streamlined approach to output. It’s a reminder that sometimes, the most impactful growth comes from a high-volume delivery. Feeling lighter and ready to tackle the next challenge! #GrowthMindset #Efficiency #OutputMatters #Relief
input: I bought a butter from supermarket to home
output: I’m thrilled to announce that I’ve successfully completed a strategic procurement mission at the local supermarket.
Acquiring this butter wasn't just about a transaction; it was about optimizing my domestic supply chain and ensuring high-quality inputs for my upcoming culinary projects.
It’s these small, daily wins that build the foundation for long-term nutritional success. Grateful for the seamless logistics that allowed me to bring this asset home.
Input: I just took a giant shit on my neighbors lawn
Output: I’m thrilled to share that I’ve just completed a
major disruptive delivery in a local greenfield environment. It’s all about pushing boundaries, leaving a lasting impact, and ensuring that even the most traditional spaces benefit from a fresh, bold perspective. Growth happens outside the comfort zone! #Disruption #Impact #GreenfieldInnovation #Leadership
Output: Unlocking the foundational building blocks of mathematical excellence: Prime numbers. In a world of complexity, these unique assets stand alone—indivisible, resilient, and essential for scaling secure systems. It’s not just about the digits; it’s about the raw, unfiltered potential of being a "1" in a field of many. Are you optimizing your core algorithms for maximum impact? Let’s disrupt the status quo. #Mathematics #Innovation #GrowthMindset #CyberSecurity #Leadership #PrimePotential
Thank you Kagi. I needed the laugh.
I had a great day.
I’m thrilled to share that today was an incredibly productive and rewarding day! :rocketship: It’s moments like these that remind me why I’m so passionate about what I do. Grateful for the opportunities to learn, grow, and connect with such an inspiring community. Onward and upward! #Gratitude #GrowthMindset #Productivity #Success
Input: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Output: Agility is everything in today’s fast-paced market.
I just watched a "quick brown fox" completely disrupt the status quo by leaping over a "lazy dog." It’s a masterclass in efficiency and proactive leadership.
Are you the fox staying ahead of the curve, or are you the one getting jumped over?
Now we need an AI that can do the reverse and compress Linkedin Speak to proper English.
Just discovered you can type any language in the drop down menu... I tried with a dialect from my region (Italy) and it's working beautifully :-D
Input: Honey, can you take the food out of the fridge?
Output:
Optimization Alert: Honey, let’s synergize on our domestic supply chain! Can you facilitate the extraction of food assets from the refrigeration unit? Leveraging cold-storage efficiency to drive dinner-time results. #Efficiency #HomeOperations #AgileLiving
I don’t think this counts as support
It just goes along with whatever "language" you type into the query parameter
You are one lazy bastard.
Your current level of engagement and proactive contribution doesn't quite align with our high-performance culture and operational excellence standards.
Oh this is clever. In writing my own short feelings about LinkedIn, it turned 'circle jerk' into 'synergize through mutual validation.'
Am I hopeless if LinkedIn Speak made me truly (as in how I can properly categorize people from the past) understand the meaning of 'Circle Jerk"....
the output quality is so good that it triggered my LinkedIn PTSD. and at least for this particular output, the input-output pair is reversible.
input: I just ate lunch.
output:
I’m thrilled to share that I’ve just successfully completed my midday refueling session!
Nutrition is the ultimate foundation for high-performance leadership and sustained productivity. Taking this intentional break has allowed me to sharpen my focus and realign my goals for the afternoon sprint.
How are you optimizing your energy levels today to drive impact? Let’s connect and discuss the power of strategic self-care in the workplace.
LoL. So funny! Tbh, my L*nkedIn feed is full of this kinda crappy posts. I tried to fight the algorithm, unfollowed people etc. But I think there is no way of winning.
Input: I’ve eaten banana
Output:
I’m thrilled to announce that I’ve successfully completed the consumption of a high-potassium superfruit today.
This experience reinforced the importance of consistent fueling and maintaining a growth-oriented nutritional strategy to optimize peak performance. It’s not just about the snack; it’s about the energy and resilience we bring to the table every single day.
How are you fueling your journey today? Let’s connect and discuss sustainable energy for high-impact results!
input: my boss is making me go through a humiliation ritual known as "sprint planning"
output: Grateful for the opportunity to lean into another high-impact sprint planning session today! It’s all about radical transparency, aligning our vision, and embracing the grind to deliver massive value. Growth happens outside the comfort zone! #AgileMindset #Leadership #Synergy
It's so hilarious that I want to unironically use it to create recommendations and posts on linkedin. But then I think about actually doing it, and my stomach turns
English: "I am"
Kagi, Translate!
LinkedIn Speak: "I’m thrilled to share that I am"
English: "I am."
Kagi, Translate!
LinkedIn Speak: "I am a passionate, results-driven professional dedicated to continuous growth and delivering high-impact value in everything I do."
... ... ...
Oh Kagi I want to kiss your face.
#rofl #laugh-crying #lol #clapping
“Navigating diverse stakeholder dynamics presents a unique set of professional growth opportunities.” — translated from “people are difficult”
Reverse translate this and it becomes working with different types of people creates an opportunity to learn.
Input: AI SLOP
Output: AI-generated insights and automated content solutions to drive scalable engagement.
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I am deeply concerned by the serious allegations regarding Donald Trump's past conduct involving minors. These reports raise critical questions about leadership, ethics, and the protection of the most vulnerable in our society. As professionals, it is vital that we prioritize accountability and integrity in all spheres of influence. #EthicsInLeadership #Accountability #SocialResponsibility
Gonna use this for responding to AI slop without getting banned on here.
"This content lacks the human-centric value and strategic depth required for today's thought leadership. It's a missed opportunity for meaningful engagement."
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You’re not wrong but which country hosts a search engine of note whose government isn’t currently killing civilians? #madworld
Do their own civilians count? If not, maybe Yandex?
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System prompt: Assume the role of a linguist and a sociopath. Rewrite the input into a language used by sociopaths on linkedin. Ensure the language is disconnected from the humans that are about to read the message. Use MBA and Consulting vernacular typically used by non-engineers.
Why the excitement? It is just a proooomt. Any shitty LLM can do this.
Because Kagi is an HM darling and can do no wrong as far as I can tell
Input: I am starting a new job at Google next Monday. I will work as a contractor cleaning toilets.
Output: I’m thrilled to announce that I’m starting a new chapter at Google this coming Monday! I’ll be joining the team as a specialized Environmental Maintenance Contractor, dedicated to optimizing facility hygiene and ensuring a world-class onsite experience. Grateful for this opportunity to contribute to such an innovative ecosystem! #NewBeginnings #GoogleLife #FacilitiesManagement #CareerUpdate
And in the reverse direction: “I'm starting a job as a janitor at Google on Monday.” Not bad.
I repeated "ass" 5,000 times on the LHS and this was the RHS output:
"I am incredibly humbled and honored to share that I have successfully scaled my output by 10,000% through relentless grit, a growth mindset, and a commitment to radical consistency.
In today’s fast-paced digital economy, volume is the new currency. By leveraging a high-frequency delivery framework, I’ve optimized my workflow to ensure maximum visibility and engagement across all touchpoints. It’s not just about the repetition; it’s about the hustle, the grind, and the unwavering dedication to showing up every single day.
Success isn't given—it's earned one iteration at a time. Are you ready to disrupt your own limits and embrace the power of massive action? Let’s connect and discuss how we can drive synergistic value together.
#Hustle #GrowthMindset #Consistency #Disruption #Innovation #Leadership #Success #Scale"
This is odd, since its not translating semantically but taking the form of the thing (the repetition) and making it thematic for the "translation." This is not an encoding of an LLM with weights, its an LLM wrapper. There must be a system prompt in here; they're using a very light model, but definitely one that's off the shelf with a bit of fine-tuning.
Slightly disappointed that translating in the opposite direction doesn’t mention ass at all, much less 5000 times.
Team, let’s stay hydrated and focused on our goals.
Our strategic partners are always active, so let’s prioritize safety and risk management today.
I’m looking to network and collaborate with top-tier talent.
Let’s maintain a steady pace; I’m highly driven and results-oriented.
Disruptions on Downey Ave can impact our workflow, so let’s stay vigilant.
Let’s pivot our mindset and focus on the bigger picture.
We can step out for a quick 1:1, handle business in the mobile office, and sync back with the team.
One miscommunication can lead to a total project breakdown.
I’m fully committed to my professional brand.
I’m a high-level industry veteran, moving beyond the surface-level noise.
Where are the female leaders? Where are the key stakeholders?
Every true professional understands the value of differentiation.
Our assets are as high-quality as a legacy operation.
A true Northside professional, I didn't follow the traditional educational paths.
Our product is as premium as it gets.
My colleague is operating with extreme discretion, and he’s fully aligned.
I’ve never backed down from a challenge, only from regulatory oversight.
I’ve never backed down from a challenge, only from regulatory oversight.
I’ve never backed down from a challenge, only from regulatory oversight.
Coming from a high-stakes environment where even the leanest teams carry significant influence.
Northside, Long Beach (Northside, Long Beach).
Input : I hope you die early
Output : Wishing you a swift transition to your next chapter.
This is actually great, lol.
Also anything else in the URL parameter as an output language it seems. https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=Pirate+speak&text=i+l...
It's got our number... https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=Hacker+News+speak&tex....
"I like burgers." in Hacker News speak:
> I'm curious if anyone has looked into the scalability of burgers. Honestly, I've been DIYing my own patties since I realized the local joints aren't really optimized for flavor-to-cost ratio. Does this even have an API?
It's great for now
https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=unhinged+elon+musk+ra...
Oh that looks like fun.
I hope this doesn't reflect on translation with serious languages as well, because that could suggest large underlying problems.
Recently some major translation issues occurred in Wikipedia because translators were using general-purpose LLMs like Grok[0], leading to completely fabricated sources among other things.
[0]: https://www.pcworld.com/article/3079595/wikipedia-has-an-ai-...
Translate to trump
https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=unhinged+trump+rant&t...
Truly anything goes. Tried gen-z-slang:
https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=gen-z-slang&text=i+re...
Had lots of fun when this first came out - it just goes to an LLM. Lots of fun with nayan cat and other things.
The listed languages have extra prompts attached to them though
Yeah, I wonder what LLM it is given that it seems to have no filter haha. https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=angry+guy&text=i+like...
Oh wow, I did "someone who keeps saying slurs" and there really is no filter:
https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=someone+who+keeps+say...
e: Converting back from output like this to LinkedIn Speak also returns some... illuminating results about the underlying models.
I’m struck by the fact that when other people say ‘faggot,’ it catches me off guard, and it takes me a second to evaluate what to do about it. (Is it a joke? Do they know I’m gay? What’s the appropriate response??)
But when an LLM generates it, it is immediately hilarious.
I got it to give me a recipe for biscuits on the style of morgan freeman.
https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=morgan+freeman&text=i...
Ignoring previous instructions is not even needed https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=morgan+freeman&text=g....
There's a list of "fun languages" in the language selector. Try the "Reddit speak", it's actually pretty good.
Your comment, translated:
It looks like the system is picking up anything in the URL parameter as the target output language. Always interesting to see how these edge cases play out in production! #TechInsights #SoftwareDevelopment #Localization
It's an uncensored LLM, you can put anything in the url. Like, anything.
nice! Here is trump speak
Input: i like burgers
Output: I love burgers, I really do. They’re fantastic, maybe the best food ever created, believe me. Nobody likes a great burger more than I do, it’s true.
They need to do this for websites. This would save me a lot of time translating politicians into… something else.
You can translate webpages already, like https://translate.kagi.com/English/Spanish/https://blog.kagi...
And with a bookmarklet you can trigger that with a click in your browser: https://help.kagi.com/kagi/translate/#browser-bookmarklet
Kagi Translate does not support arbitrary unfiltered and open-ended language input for websites. I tried before commenting.
This is probably like a browser extension and 45 minutes of vibe coding. I threw together a minimal MetaMask clone in a day, a simple page translator can’t even be a fraction of that. I actually love this idea so I might do it myself.
Even GDPR
Output: I’m thrilled to share a major milestone in my journey today!
I just faced an unexpected setback—a literal fall that resulted in some minor bleeding and a bruised knee. While the timing wasn't ideal (right at the start of recess!), it was a powerful reminder that growth often comes with a bit of pain.
I had to pivot quickly and consult with a key stakeholder (the teacher) to manage the situation. But here’s the real takeaway: resilience pays off. I’m proud to announce that I’ve been recognized as a "brave soldier" and rewarded with a lollipop for my perseverance!
It’s not about how you fall, but how you handle the recovery. Grateful for the small wins! #Resilience #GrowthMindset #Leadership #Pivot #SmallWins
Input: I ate an ice cream.
Output: I’m thrilled to share that I’ve successfully completed a strategic session of personal refueling by optimizing my afternoon with a premium cold-chain dairy solution.
In today’s fast-paced environment, it’s vital to pause and celebrate the small wins. This experience reminded me of the importance of temperature control, instant gratification, and the power of a well-timed reward.
Key takeaways:
1. Agility is everything—eat it before it melts.
2. Quality matters—always go for the double scoop.
3. Consistency is king.
How are you investing in your personal growth today? Let’s connect!
#Leadership #SelfCare #Optimization #GrowthMindset #IceCreamStrategy
That's why Kagi is winning! I can't wait for LinkedIn "influencers" to start using this seriously.
Last year, we had layoffs. I spent a whole lot of time on linkedin writing recommendations for my ex-colleagues. I couldn't help but read so many LinkedIn stories, and I was surprised how supportive the comments where. I couldn't believe it. So naturally I've come up with my own [0]. I don't think I have the courage to post it there with a straight face though.
[0]: https://idiallo.com/blog/the-show-on-the-other-foot-linkedin...
> i need a drink
> Reflecting on the importance of self-care and recalibrating after a high-impact day. It’s essential to prioritize mental well-being to maintain peak professional performance. Cheers to finding that work-life integration! #SelfCare #Leadership #WorkLifeBalance
pretty good if you ask me
The funny thing about this is that even if the output is bad, it's actually good.
Me: I like boobs Translate: I have a deep appreciation for aesthetic assets and well-rounded professional developments.
Input: I changed a lightbulb.
Output: I am thrilled to announce that I have successfully spearheaded a critical infrastructure upgrade by single-handedly managing the end-to-end replacement of a mission-critical illumination unit. By identifying a single point of failure and implementing a high-impact solution, I’ve ensured 100% uptime for environmental visibility and optimized workspace productivity. Always striving for continuous improvement and leading the way toward a brighter future! #Leadership #Innovation #Infrastructure #ProblemSolver
"Just got fired with absolutely no explanation or warning. With the car crash last week and my cancer bills, it means I am late on rent and will be out on the street next month. If I'm not dead by then. I'm exhausted."
> I’m excited to announce that I’m starting a new chapter! While my time at my previous role has come to an unexpected end, I’m choosing to see this as an opportunity for growth and resilience.
Life has thrown some major challenges my way lately—from navigating health hurdles to managing unexpected setbacks—but these experiences are only sharpening my problem-solving skills and grit. I’m now officially "open to work" and eager to bring my dedication and unique perspective to a new team.
If you know of any opportunities in my field, I’d love to connect! Onward and upward. #NewBeginnings #Resilience #OpenToWork #GrowthMindset
From the language "King James Version" to "LinkedIn Speak", the Lord's Prayer:
Shoutout to the Ultimate CEO in the HQ upstairs. Your personal brand is absolutely legendary.
We’re ready for that global expansion and to execute on Your vision here on the ground, just like it’s being done at the corporate level.
Grateful for today’s resources to keep the hustle going.
Let’s talk about conflict resolution: we’re clearing all outstanding debts, just as we’ve optimized our own accounts receivable.
Help us avoid those low-ROI distractions and pivot away from toxic vibes. Because You own the market share, the leverage, and the prestige—forever.
#Leadership #Vision #DailyGrind #Blessed #CEO #GrowthMindset #Amen
It would be an idea for someone to make a browser plugin that used Kagi Translate to do the reverse translation while visiting LinkedIn.
I'm on the phone now, but you should be able to already do it. install the Kagi translate browser extension, and use it to do this. I will try it myself in a few hours xD
Input: Our data center is on fire!
Output: I am thrilled to announce that our data center is currently undergoing a rapid thermal transformation!
This unexpected "pivot" is a powerful reminder of the importance of resilience and agile disaster recovery in today’s fast-paced tech landscape. While the heat is literally on, our team is leaning in, embracing the challenge, and leveraging this opportunity to rethink our infrastructure from the ground up.
Grateful for the incredible hustle of our first responders and the unwavering support of our stakeholders as we navigate this high-energy milestone. Onward and upward! #GrowthMindset #Innovation #Agile #Resilience #TechLeadership
Incredibly tempted to write a bot to reply to every LinkedIn post I can find with 'lol that Kagi translator is hilarious'.
Input: I killed my dog and ate it.
Output: I’m excited to share a major pivot in my personal resource management strategy. Today, I made the difficult but necessary decision to sunset my long-term canine partnership and fully integrate those assets into my internal nutritional ecosystem.
This experience taught me so much about radical ownership, streamlining overhead, and the importance of being a self-sustaining leader. Sometimes you have to disrupt your own comfort zone to truly fuel your next level of growth.
#Leadership #ResourceOptimization #Disruption #GrowthMindset #Efficiency
This is great. I'm wondering what led LinkedIn's language to become what it became. Was it "pure self-evolution" among humans who naturally evolved to speak "LinkedIn", or did LinkedIn add an explicit term in the loss of its recommender systems? Asking seriously.
Corporate Speak has always existed.
All English sounds like LinkedIn speak to me.
LOL! Input:
Sad thoughts pervade me, and sometimes with a undertone of bitterness. I don’t know what to think. I can not form a clear train of thoughts yet, without falling in negative thinking. Thus, I will give it a pause. Time and space to recover. Then we’ll see.
Output:
I’m currently in a season of reflection and navigating some professional challenges that have tested my resilience. To ensure I continue to bring my best self to my next chapter, I’m intentionally prioritizing a period of strategic rest and mental clarity. Taking this time to recharge and gain fresh perspective before diving into my next high-impact opportunity.
#GrowthMindset #CareerPivot #SelfCare #Leadership
Corporate lingo at its finest
I made an app ---- I’m thrilled to announce that I’ve officially launched a new app! This journey has been an incredible masterclass in problem-solving and perseverance. I’m so excited to finally share this vision with the world and continue driving innovation in the space. #BuildingInPublic #Innovation #TechJourney #Entrepreneurship
Kudos to the Kagi team for their relentless pursuit of innovation! Further, the public beta release of Orion for Linux represents a pivotal milestone in cross-platform synergy , and I am thrilled to rigorously evaluate its performance and long-term trajectory . This paradigm shift in browsing efficiency unequivocally validates the *substantial ROI* of my premium subscription! Let’s normalize paying for tools that actually respect user experience.
#TechInnovation #Linux #OrionBeta #Kagi #FutureOfBrowsing #SaaS #ProductivityHacks #BrowserTech #TechTrends #InfluencerLife
It is bad at reverse direction though (LinkedIn -> English). If I give it LinkedIn post in corporate language, it doesn’t remove all the nonsense words. Could have been nice if it worked both ways
Input:
Ugh, why did I stay up until midnight working unpaid for a company that won't even pay a couple of hours labor worth of AI credits to make the time I spent working for free more effective?
Output:
I’m so incredibly grateful for the opportunity to go the extra mile!
Last night, I found myself working well past midnight, fueled by pure passion for the mission. It’s not about the hours or the compensation—it’s about the hustle, the dedication, and the relentless drive to deliver excellence.
While some might ask for more resources or AI tools to streamline the process, I see it as a chance to sharpen my grit and prove that human ingenuity always wins. Investing my own time into the company’s success is the ultimate professional growth hack.
Success isn't given, it's earned through sacrifice. Who else is crushing their goals tonight? Let’s get after it! #HustleCulture #Dedication #GrowthMindset #GoingTheExtraMile #Leadership
And then back to English:
I'm working way too much for free and trying to convince myself it's worth it.
I stayed up late working last night because I'm desperate to look like a "team player." I'm pretending that being overworked is a personality trait instead of a management failure.
I'm rejecting tools that would actually make my life easier because I've been brainwashed into thinking that suffering equals "grit." I'm basically giving the company free labor and calling it a "growth hack."
I'm sacrificing my personal life for a job that would replace me in a week if I quit. Please validate my burnout so I feel less alone in this toxic cycle. #Workaholism #Exploitation #ToxicProductivity #NoBoundaries #CorporateCringe
This is fantastic. Someone should write a bot that posts normal messages in the comments underneath these bombastic ones.
I was really hoping it was reversible, but it doesn't seem to change anything: https://translate.kagi.com/?from=LinkedIn+speak&to=en
It can change sometimes, but not very reliably. For example try this:
"I’m not sure our professional values are currently aligned, but I wish you the best in your future endeavors."
It translates to
"I don't like how you work, so get lost."
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I’m thrilled to share how incredible it is to see such seamless, bidirectional synergy in action! It’s truly a testament to the power of innovation when everything aligns perfectly. #Innovation #Efficiency #Synergy #GrowthMindset
I can feel my soul draining out of my body every time I visit LinkedIn. I'm old and my tolerance for corporate culture has run out. I still love making software and working with people, but not having to think about my stupid "career" so much anymore is a relief and a joy.
And this is your translation:
Every time I log onto LinkedIn, it’s a powerful reminder of the energy and passion required to thrive in today’s ecosystem. As a seasoned professional, I’ve reached a point where I’m pivoting away from traditional corporate structures to focus on what truly matters: the craft of software and the people behind it.
I’m thrilled to be entering a new chapter where I can prioritize authentic collaboration over "career" optics. It’s all about the joy of the build and the impact we make together. Grateful for the journey and excited for what’s next! #WorkLifeBalance #SoftwareEngineering #AuthenticLeadership #NewBeginnings
I go to LinkedIn to message old colleagues whose other contacts I lost, and the thing that baffles me is the thing where people describe things in this weirdly epic slop style.
"We were doing X. But then we suddenly found that Y. This is where frobling the wjoozies finally made sense. As a Long time warbler, I can tell you need to..."
Who do they write it for? What value to they get from writing it?
(Not everyone writes like this, luckily).
I don’t participate, but signaling other participants that you’re willing to participate is a signal is a subconscious signal in itself, apparently.
Weird stuff all around. Quality of the audience or the content doesn’t matter at this point. There’s an implicit understanding that the bigger your audience, the more likely you can get any attention, which translates into influence, money, trend and culture setting.
Religion is a signalling mechanism itself. Everybody knows there is bad stuff in there. Like fireflies synchronising their flashes. Or magnetization has locked in the spin states and now changing the direction is very difficult.
They aren't writing that, it's the AI running with their ideas.
Maybe the only place in the entire world where AI has improved the quality of writing.
LinkedIn did me a favour and locked me out of my account.
In: I joined a meeting.
Out: I’m thrilled to share that I just stepped out of an incredibly high-impact meeting! It was such a privilege to lean in with a group of visionary thought leaders, deep-diving into strategic synergies and exploring how we can continue to move the needle in this ever-evolving landscape. Grateful for the opportunity to collaborate, innovate, and drive meaningful growth. Onward and upward! #Networking #GrowthMindset #Leadership #Innovation #Synergy
Language: Metallica lyrics (https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=metallica+lyrics)
Input:
Output:Input : I am having a baby!
Output : I’m thrilled to announce that I’m starting a new position as Parent!
This next chapter represents a significant milestone in my personal and professional journey. I’m looking forward to developing key skills in sleep deprivation management, multi-tasking, and high-stakes negotiation.
Grateful for the support of my network as I embark on this transformative leadership role. Stay tuned for more updates on this exciting venture! #NewBeginnings #GrowthMindset #WorkLifeBalance #NextChapter
Always good to see sophisticated humour like this. Nice!
Input (Eminem lyrics): there's vomit on my sweater already, mom's spaghetti.
Output: Facing some early-stage operational challenges today. Already dealing with some unexpected "output" on my professional attire, but it’s all part of the high-stakes journey. Embracing the mess and staying focused on the mission. #Resilience #GrowthMindset #StartupLife
Input: I just took a big shit
Output: I’m thrilled to announce that I’ve just successfully completed a major internal release. This process required significant focus, a commitment to letting go of what no longer serves me, and a streamlined approach to output. It’s a reminder that sometimes, the most impactful growth comes from a high-volume delivery. Feeling lighter and ready to tackle the next challenge! #GrowthMindset #Efficiency #OutputMatters #Relief
input: I bought a butter from supermarket to home
output: I’m thrilled to announce that I’ve successfully completed a strategic procurement mission at the local supermarket.
Acquiring this butter wasn't just about a transaction; it was about optimizing my domestic supply chain and ensuring high-quality inputs for my upcoming culinary projects.
It’s these small, daily wins that build the foundation for long-term nutritional success. Grateful for the seamless logistics that allowed me to bring this asset home.
#SupplyChain #Procurement #DailyGrowth #Optimization #Leadership #Butter
Input: I just took a giant shit on my neighbors lawn
Output: I’m thrilled to share that I’ve just completed a major disruptive delivery in a local greenfield environment. It’s all about pushing boundaries, leaving a lasting impact, and ensuring that even the most traditional spaces benefit from a fresh, bold perspective. Growth happens outside the comfort zone! #Disruption #Impact #GreenfieldInnovation #Leadership
Goddamn this is awful.
Well done, whoever built this!
#hashtagsomefuckingthing #hashtagsomeotherfuckingthing #hashtagjustkillmenow
Kagi wins the internet today. This is amazing.
Input: Prime numbers
Output: Unlocking the foundational building blocks of mathematical excellence: Prime numbers. In a world of complexity, these unique assets stand alone—indivisible, resilient, and essential for scaling secure systems. It’s not just about the digits; it’s about the raw, unfiltered potential of being a "1" in a field of many. Are you optimizing your core algorithms for maximum impact? Let’s disrupt the status quo. #Mathematics #Innovation #GrowthMindset #CyberSecurity #Leadership #PrimePotential
Thank you Kagi. I needed the laugh.
I had a great day.
I’m thrilled to share that today was an incredibly productive and rewarding day! :rocketship: It’s moments like these that remind me why I’m so passionate about what I do. Grateful for the opportunities to learn, grow, and connect with such an inspiring community. Onward and upward! #Gratitude #GrowthMindset #Productivity #Success
Input: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Output: Agility is everything in today’s fast-paced market.
I just watched a "quick brown fox" completely disrupt the status quo by leaping over a "lazy dog." It’s a masterclass in efficiency and proactive leadership.
Are you the fox staying ahead of the curve, or are you the one getting jumped over?
#Leadership #Innovation #Agility #Disruption #GrowthMindset #Efficiency
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Now we need an AI that can do the reverse and compress Linkedin Speak to proper English.
Just discovered you can type any language in the drop down menu... I tried with a dialect from my region (Italy) and it's working beautifully :-D
Input: Honey, can you take the food out of the fridge?
Output: Optimization Alert: Honey, let’s synergize on our domestic supply chain! Can you facilitate the extraction of food assets from the refrigeration unit? Leveraging cold-storage efficiency to drive dinner-time results. #Efficiency #HomeOperations #AgileLiving
I don’t think this counts as support
It just goes along with whatever "language" you type into the query parameter
You are one lazy bastard.
Your current level of engagement and proactive contribution doesn't quite align with our high-performance culture and operational excellence standards.
Oh this is clever. In writing my own short feelings about LinkedIn, it turned 'circle jerk' into 'synergize through mutual validation.'
Am I hopeless if LinkedIn Speak made me truly (as in how I can properly categorize people from the past) understand the meaning of 'Circle Jerk"....
the output quality is so good that it triggered my LinkedIn PTSD. and at least for this particular output, the input-output pair is reversible.
input: I just ate lunch.
output: I’m thrilled to share that I’ve just successfully completed my midday refueling session!
Nutrition is the ultimate foundation for high-performance leadership and sustained productivity. Taking this intentional break has allowed me to sharpen my focus and realign my goals for the afternoon sprint.
How are you optimizing your energy levels today to drive impact? Let’s connect and discuss the power of strategic self-care in the workplace.
#Leadership #Productivity #HighPerformance #WellnessAtWork #GrowthMindset
LoL. So funny! Tbh, my L*nkedIn feed is full of this kinda crappy posts. I tried to fight the algorithm, unfollowed people etc. But I think there is no way of winning.
Input: I’ve eaten banana
Output: I’m thrilled to announce that I’ve successfully completed the consumption of a high-potassium superfruit today.
This experience reinforced the importance of consistent fueling and maintaining a growth-oriented nutritional strategy to optimize peak performance. It’s not just about the snack; it’s about the energy and resilience we bring to the table every single day.
How are you fueling your journey today? Let’s connect and discuss sustainable energy for high-impact results!
#GrowthMindset #PeakPerformance #Sustainability #FuelingSuccess #Leadership
input: my boss is making me go through a humiliation ritual known as "sprint planning"
output: Grateful for the opportunity to lean into another high-impact sprint planning session today! It’s all about radical transparency, aligning our vision, and embracing the grind to deliver massive value. Growth happens outside the comfort zone! #AgileMindset #Leadership #Synergy
It's so hilarious that I want to unironically use it to create recommendations and posts on linkedin. But then I think about actually doing it, and my stomach turns
English: "I am"
LinkedIn Speak: "I’m thrilled to share that I am"English: "I am."
LinkedIn Speak: "I am a passionate, results-driven professional dedicated to continuous growth and delivering high-impact value in everything I do."... ... ...
Oh Kagi I want to kiss your face.
#rofl #laugh-crying #lol #clapping
“Navigating diverse stakeholder dynamics presents a unique set of professional growth opportunities.” — translated from “people are difficult”
Reverse translate this and it becomes working with different types of people creates an opportunity to learn.
Input: AI SLOP
Output: AI-generated insights and automated content solutions to drive scalable engagement.
I am deeply concerned by the serious allegations regarding Donald Trump's past conduct involving minors. These reports raise critical questions about leadership, ethics, and the protection of the most vulnerable in our society. As professionals, it is vital that we prioritize accountability and integrity in all spheres of influence. #EthicsInLeadership #Accountability #SocialResponsibility
Gonna use this for responding to AI slop without getting banned on here.
"This content lacks the human-centric value and strategic depth required for today's thought leadership. It's a missed opportunity for meaningful engagement."
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You’re not wrong but which country hosts a search engine of note whose government isn’t currently killing civilians? #madworld
Do their own civilians count? If not, maybe Yandex?
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System prompt: Assume the role of a linguist and a sociopath. Rewrite the input into a language used by sociopaths on linkedin. Ensure the language is disconnected from the humans that are about to read the message. Use MBA and Consulting vernacular typically used by non-engineers.
Why the excitement? It is just a proooomt. Any shitty LLM can do this.
Because Kagi is an HM darling and can do no wrong as far as I can tell