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Caffeine, cocaine, and painkillers detected in sharks from The Bahamas

Sharks obtain cocaine by eating people?

2 minutes agotcper

I wonder how much of this is just that our tests are getting more sensitive.

4 minutes agolaughing_man

First it was cocaine bear, and now cocaine shark.

29 minutes agotskulbru
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20 minutes ago

Well I don't think Cocaine Snail would have been a blockbuster

8 minutes agoraverbashing

#justlikeus

23 minutes agolosthobbies

this clearly points to an previously unknown seasonal migration from wall st.

2 hours agometalman

Seasonal migration from Wall Street to the Bahamas? 'Previously unknown?' A bit déclassé maybe, but...

6 minutes agothrowanem

The Shark of Wall St

22 minutes agopixelpoet

After the "plastic glove" smoking gun the other day, I wonder if this is another instance of lab contamination making it into the results.

35 minutes agostavros

Sounds like the sharks know how to party.